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Robot Mariners Extend Perfect Record in 23,145 to 6 Victory Over Sheep-Clone Angels
In his 6,523rd career game, EDGARTRON-3000 led the Robot Mariners to their landmark 65,536th consecutive win Friday night against the Los Angeles Sheep-Clone Angels.
As usual, the team scored precisely 23,145.0 runs in a perfectly precise execution of baseball. The nine-inning romp included an average of 642.9167 home runs by each of the nine electronic players as the team extended its league-leading record to 3.91*1075
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Stop Whining and Start Visualizing
You know what? I have had it with all the gloomy, depressing talk about the economy. I think it is time for us to stop whining, get off our butts, and do something about this mess we find ourselves in.
There is nothing we can do to change the past. We should not dwell on the fact that George W. Bush has personally ruined our careers, destroyed our hard-earned home equity, and driven us into suffocating credit card debt. Now is not the time for that.
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City of Kirkland Outlaws Layoffs
In a decisive and timely move during an emergency special session Saturday night, the Kirkland city council voted unanimously to pass Ordinance 4188, which prohibits any further layoffs at any company within the city limits.
“As the economic crisis continues deepen, Kirkland simply cannot afford to be marred by the destructive connotations associated with layoffs,” said Kirkland Mayor James Lauinger in a prepared statement.
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Nickels: Seattle #1 Bestest City in Universe
WILL IT NEVER END?!?
Be a part of the new fashion trend for people who live in the City of Gunfire, the New Seattle! Sell new stylish cut overcoats made of Kevlar. Just think what benefit this could have been to the gunshot victims this weekend at the Northwest Folklife Festival. There are big profits in this business. Another way to go is to become a Federal Fire Arms Dealer and sell guns to citizens who need protection from the drugged out gang elements in the city. Wow, new career time for Seattle.
Who didn’t expect a shooting at Folklife? I know that if I were there I would want to be shot.
Oh, as if anyone can out-price the Chinese for gold farming in WoW… come on now. ;)
All-ramen diet…that was my LIFE in college.
Seattle Times retired columnist Steve Johnson came out of retirement for 15 minutes last Sunday with the epiphany that he couldn’t afford to buy his house today. There’s a bunch of us hunkered down in homes we bought 10-15 years ago, holding on by our fingernails and praying taxes level off. For those of you who don’t have houses yet, I’m afraind your only hope is to commute from Forks–or move to Arkansas.