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Your World 2009-03-31

Seattle’s Top Recession-Proof Careers

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What Time Is It?

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Most Unreadable Fonts

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Your World 2009-01-04

Top Rumors for 2009

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Your World 2008-12-21

Seattle’s Most Cherished Christmas Traditions

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Your World 2008-12-14

Holy Crap It’s Cold!

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How Are We Making Ends Meet?

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Your World 2008-11-30

Who Are We Avoiding?

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Your World 2008-11-23

PLAY SHINY HAPPY VIDEO GAMES

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Your World 2008-11-16

Don’t Hate, Congratulate!

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Your World 2008-11-09

Top Entertainment Choices For Disaffected Sonics Fans

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Your World 2008-11-02

What Are We Dreaming Of?

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Your World 2008-10-26

Seattle: World Class City

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Your World 2008-10-19

King Co. Practice Ballot

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Your World 2008-10-12

Market Got You Down?

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2008-07-01

Climatologists: Melting Arctic Ice an Excellent Source of Bottled Water

In the wake of last week’s seemingly dire news that ice at the North Pole is on track to melt by September, climatologists have come forward with news that somewhat softens the blow. According to a growing number of scientists, melting arctic ice tastes absolutely delicious—far better than any bottled water currently on the market.

“Recent Arctic warming is quite dramatic,” said Jolene Townsend, a climatologist at the University of Washington, “but so is the American appetite for pure, fresh-tasting bottled water.” Townsend described the scenario as a win-win since really who lives in the Arctic anyway—nobody, that’s who.

“If I weren’t so busy breathlessly spreading global warming alarmism, I would bottle this stuff and sell it myself,” said University of Colorado climatologist Steven Wiltshire…

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2009-01-15

Stop Whining and Start Visualizing

You know what? I have had it with all the gloomy, depressing talk about the economy. I think it is time for us to stop whining, get off our butts, and do something about this mess we find ourselves in.

There is nothing we can do to change the past. We should not dwell on the fact that George W. Bush has personally ruined our careers, destroyed our hard-earned home equity, and driven us into suffocating credit card debt. Now is not the time for that.

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2008-04-15

Helpful Tips for Tax Time

So it’s April 15th, again, and you’ve put off doing your taxes until the last minute yet again. Well luckily for you, the tireless staff of The Naked Loon is here to make your life easier with a list of useful tips to help you take advantage of every possible sneaky loophole and clever dodge. By following these tips, you can turn tax time into fun time.

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2008-04-01

Local Entrepreneur Pursues Futile Dreams

In an apparent case of temporary insanity, Seattle-area resident Marty Mathis quit his job last month to begin a hopeless quest to build a home-based business.

“I’ve always wanted to work from home,” Mathis said. “With all these great ideas swimming around in my head and the few thousand dollars I’ve managed to save up, I figured there wasn’t going to be a better time to pursue my dreams.”

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2008-10-03

What This Family Needs is a $700K Emergency Loan

I think it’s time this we sat down for a little talk about family finances. Billy, Judy, Cindy… come on into the living room with your mother and I. We need to have a serious discussion about the present crisis this family is facing, and work together to find a way out of this mess.

Sure, we could sit around all day and argue the petty details, like whether or not it was a good idea to spend $600,000 on a 4-bedroom rambler in Renton…

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