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Putting Laziness to Work for You
Laziness: it's not just for sitting around the house anymore. Here in America, the land of such groundbreaking inventions as the recliner and the the diet pill, we have become the world leader in laziness. But how can you make laziness work for you? The personal benefits of laziness are limitless, but for now let's limit our focus to one area... say, parking lots. One great way to exercise the power of laziness in the parking lot is to never park more than four spaces away from the front of an aisle...