Following a series of reports this week from Puget Sound residents returning from the arid wasteland of Eastern Washington where they witnessed Dino Rossi campaign signs bearing the message “Don’t Let Seattle Steal This Election,” Christine Gregoire has launched a counter-offensive campaign in King County.
Campaign spokesman Aaron Toso explained the move, saying, “Dino Rossi is pure evil. It’s time we brought that message to the people of Seattle.”
The signs promote Christine Gregoire using a number of sound bites designed to appeal to the raw emotion of Seattle voters in the same way that the “Don’t Let Seattle Steal This Election” signs appeal to the passions of uncivilized yokels from Twisp to Pullman.
Among the new pro-Gregoire slogans:
- Save The Braindead East-Siders From Themselves!
- Rossi Burns Crude Oil For Fun.
- Screw ‘Em—Let’s Steal This Election!
Interested Seattle Gregoire supporters can request the signs by visiting Gregoire’s campaign page at www.chrisgregoire.com.