How Are We Enjoying Summer Weather?
Robot Mariners Extend Perfect Record in 23,145 to 6 Victory Over Sheep-Clone Angels
In his 6,523rd career game, EDGARTRON-3000 led the Robot Mariners to their landmark 65,536th consecutive win Friday night against the Los Angeles Sheep-Clone Angels.
As usual, the team scored precisely 23,145.0 runs in a perfectly precise execution of baseball. The nine-inning romp included an average of 642.9167 home runs by each of the nine electronic players as the team extended its league-leading record to 3.91*1075
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Stop Whining and Start Visualizing
You know what? I have had it with all the gloomy, depressing talk about the economy. I think it is time for us to stop whining, get off our butts, and do something about this mess we find ourselves in.
There is nothing we can do to change the past. We should not dwell on the fact that George W. Bush has personally ruined our careers, destroyed our hard-earned home equity, and driven us into suffocating credit card debt. Now is not the time for that.
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City of Kirkland Outlaws Layoffs
In a decisive and timely move during an emergency special session Saturday night, the Kirkland city council voted unanimously to pass Ordinance 4188, which prohibits any further layoffs at any company within the city limits.
“As the economic crisis continues deepen, Kirkland simply cannot afford to be marred by the destructive connotations associated with layoffs,” said Kirkland Mayor James Lauinger in a prepared statement.
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Nickels: Seattle #1 Bestest City in Universe
WILL IT NEVER END?!?
I’m surprised more people aren’t out for a nice day of fishing in WoW. Very relaxing.
The reason for this hot summer is the burning of fires on the West Seattle Beaches causing greenhouses gases from the fire and more CO2 coming from the cans of beer being opened over there. The City Council should put an end to this tragic pollution of our atmosphere causing climate change. Under these circumstances what is there to enjoy. I know some people who felt so bad they went out and sold their guns and their cars. They are now running to work because taking the bus is just as bad with all that CO2 belching by those just awful diesel engines.
Is it done snowing in Spokane yet?
Summer? We’re having summer?