In his 6,523rd career game, EDGARTRON-3000 led the Robot Mariners to their landmark 65,536th consecutive win Friday night against the Los Angeles Sheep-Clone Angels.
As usual, the team scored precisely 23,145.0 runs in a perfectly precise execution of baseball. The nine-inning romp included an average of 642.9167 home runs by each of the nine electronic players as the team extended its league-leading record to 3.91*1075
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You know what? I have had it with all the gloomy, depressing talk about the economy. I think it is time for us to stop whining, get off our butts, and do something about this mess we find ourselves in.
There is nothing we can do to change the past. We should not dwell on the fact that George W. Bush has personally ruined our careers, destroyed our hard-earned home equity, and driven us into suffocating credit card debt. Now is not the time for that.
In a decisive and timely move during an emergency special session Saturday night, the Kirkland city council voted unanimously to pass Ordinance 4188, which prohibits any further layoffs at any company within the city limits.
“As the economic crisis continues deepen, Kirkland simply cannot afford to be marred by the destructive connotations associated with layoffs,” said Kirkland Mayor James Lauinger in a prepared statement.
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I loveed the finesse that was used in the shouting of obscenities at the driver of the Volvo stink pot carbon emitter and his girl friend. Then the careful way the bikers pulled the driver from his car and then began striking a blow for global warming by beating the s*** out of the carbon foot printer, touched my heart.
I must say that the gifted public relation director of the critical mass group should be given an award. Maybe a stay of say 3 to 5 years in Walla Walla at a state facility might be in order.
critical mass is a [CENSORED] joke. everybody who participates in it is [CENSORED]. i’m gonna burn extra leaves now.