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Suck at math? Target has a great “deal” for you.

Do you like, totally suck at math, and stuff? Do you also happen to need a bunch of rechargeable batteries to bring life to all the lousy clearance electronics your aunt bought you from now-defunct retailers Linens ‘N’ Things and the Sharper Image?

Well you, dear numerically-challenged reader, are in luck. Target has just the deal for you…


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Curious Usage of the Term “Lower Price” at Home Depot


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Light Up Your Christmas Spirit

Nothing says “I’m celebrating the true spirit of Christmas” quite like a $2 light-up necklace, am I right?

The best part about this totally classy fashion accessory is probably the awesome glamor shot model on the packaging.


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Delicious, Crunchy Wild Animals



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That Fresh From the Farm Feeling

You’ve always envied farmers and their ability to come home from a long day at work, and just relax in a nice warm bath of cow’s milk and unwind. Well now you too can get that feeling, thanks to this “Wholesome Milk Bath” available only at your Ross Dress for Less outlet.


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The Wonders of Modern Science


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Welcome to Retailtastic!

Welcome to the new Naked Loon blog Retailtastic, everybody! I love to shop, and I am totally excited about the opportunity to share some of my exhilarating shopping experiences with you all!

Occasionally when I’m out shopping I’ll notice something crazy, and I think “wow, I really wish I could tell a bunch of people about this.” Well now I can! Lucky you!