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Your World 2008-09-28

Top Exports by City

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September in Seattle: Favorite Pastimes

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Your World 2008-09-07

Seattle Armchair Politics: Rage Goal Achieved!

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Your World 2008-08-31

Most Exciting Upcoming Murder Simulators at PAX

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Your World 2008-08-24

Surprised By August Rains?

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Your World 2008-08-17

This New Statue in Fremont Honors:

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Your World 2008-08-10

What Color Best Represents Your Values?

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Your World 2008-08-03

New and Upcoming Revenue Sources for Seattle

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Your World 2008-07-27

Favorite Aspect of Monthly Critical Mass Ride?

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Your World 2008-07-20

Would You Rather…? Seattle Edition!

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Your World 2008-07-13

Pet Owner Hierarchy

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Your World 2008-07-06

Seattle Sell-Off!

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Your World 2008-06-29

Truly Engrossing Statistics Regarding Raw Cow Milk

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Your World 2008-06-22

How Are We Enjoying Summer Weather?

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Your World 2008-06-15

Rejected Seattle Nicknames

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How Do Sonics Players Feel About Leaving Seattle?

Weather-Control Pranksters Rain Out Nickels’ Car-Free Day

A group of UW weather scientists claimed responsibility on Monday for ruining Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels’ inaugural “car free day” on Capitol Hill yesterday.

Calling themselves the Reactionary Anti-Initiative Network, the scientists explained that Sunday’s downpour was the result of weeks of careful planning and precision actions.

“When Mayor Nickels announced ‘car free days,’ we knew we had to do something,” said project lead Bernard Studemacher. “Weather is what we know, so naturally it was our preferred weapon.”

Who Are We Avoiding?

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Startup Dandelion Gardeners Pursue Bold Dream

James Elmore spent the night in the bed of his El Camino. A mass of ladybugs had crept up his leg the night before as he finished the endless chores of his startup farm. He didn’t want to take the helpful bugs all the way to his house in Arlington.

Besides, all his chores—those endless, repetitive, and mind-numbingly boring chores—would be waiting for him the next day. The dandelion is a harsh mistress.

Farming dandelions requires daily sacrifices from Elmore, his wife Eleanor, and his nine children, who hope to someday turn their 153-acre plot of dandelions in Trafton into a thriving ranch that supports the family of eleven.

“It’s this crazy dream we have,” says Elmore, 36.

M’s Management Regret Passing on Bedard Warranty

As Érik Bédard comes close to making his way off of the disabled list, Mariners management staff admits that they are now kicking themselves for having bought the extended warranty on the star pitcher.

“I mean come on, it was only $29.95 at the register,” said team president Howard Lincoln.

General Manager Bill Bavasi took full responsibility for the oversight, saying Thursday that he “always thought those things were a scam.”

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