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Your World 2008-06-08

How do We Occupy Ourselves when the Network is Down?

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Your World 2008-06-01

How are We Dealing with High Gas Prices?

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Your World 2008-05-25

How are We Affording Homes Around the Sound?

Your World 2008-05-18

What’s Your Most Cherished St. Helens Eruption Memento?

Your World 2008-05-11

Options our great-great-great-great-grandchildren will consider for replacing the Viaduct

Your World 2008-04-27

What are you having for lunch today?

Your World 2008-04-20

How Do Sonics Players Feel About Leaving Seattle?

Your World 2008-04-13

Popular Puget Sound Career Paths

Your World 2008-04-01

How are YOU fighting Global Warming?

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Puget Sound Group Denounces 100 MPG X PRIZE

The so-called “Progressive” Automotive X PRIZE is anything but progressive, said a newly-formed coalition of Puget Sound business and government leaders named Driving Undermines Humanity (DUH) in a press conference on Friday.

The Progressive Automotive X PRIZE is the latest in a series of privately-run technology competitions run by the X PRIZE Foundation. The foundation is best known for the showy but pointless flights of SpaceShipOne…

Sterilizations Skyrocket as Economy Crumbles

With the future looking bleaker by the day in the face of unprecedented economic meltdown, tens of thousands of people across the country are turning to sterilization to help them cope with the disaster.

Clinics in virtually every city in America have been flooded with requests for sterilization from middle-age professionals, teens barely out of puberty, and everyone in between. Without exception, those receiving the procedures have cited the country’s dismal, expensive future as explanation.

This New Statue in Fremont Honors:

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Medina Resident has More Money than You

Matt Johnson has a lot of money. More importantly, he has more money than you. We caught up with Matt for a little chat about the burdens of wealth:

Naked Loon: A lot of people envy you for your three Saleen S7s, your fashionable clothing, and your endless supply of spending money. What would you like to say to these people?

Matt: (Sighing – rubs forehead) I just can’t deal with these people. They just don’t understand what I have to deal with. Granted, I have more money—a lot more. I mean, you could work your white collar desk job at Microsoft for a lifetime just to make as much money as I spent on lunches last week. But having more money means I also have more worries.

I am truly a despicable wretch.

In the wake of mounting public outrage following the imminent departure of the Seattle Sonics, I feel that there is something I need to say. I’d like to address an unlikely figure that has joined the rising chorus of my critics: me, Howard Schultz.

As I sit here enjoying a cup of coffee at Tully’s in Madison Park, I mull over the various things I’ve done that I myself would describe as ‘disgusting’, ‘despicable’ and ‘loathsome.’ “I really am one of the biggest jerks out there,” I mutter wistfully to myself.

Your World

How do We Occupy Ourselves when the Network is Down?

How are We Dealing with High Gas Prices?

How are We Affording Homes Around the Sound?

What’s Your Most Cherished St. Helens Eruption Memento?

Favorite TV Show Ever?

Options our great-great-great-great-grandchildren will consider for replacing the Viaduct

What are you having for lunch today?

How Do Sonics Players Feel About Leaving Seattle?

What Are We Afraid Of?

Popular Puget Sound Career Paths

How are YOU fighting Global Warming?

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