Obama is the Christ
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Congratulations America. You finally did something right. You elected Barack Obama—the embodiment of all that is good and virtuous—as our great nation’s president.
I have never been more proud to be an American—or indeed a member of the human race—than I am on this great day in history.
Consider this: all that Barack Obama asked us to do was to believe in him. That is all. Does that remind you of anyone else? Perhaps a certain carpenter-slash-savior-of-the-world?
Is it possible—even likely—that Barack Obama is the second coming of the messiah? Absolutely it is.
Barack Obama lights the way for the downtrodden, he lifts up the weary, and gives hope to the world—just like the Christ. He will lead us out of these dark and troubled times, into something better and brighter—just like the Christ.
Barack Obama speaks against the oppressive power structures of this corrupt world, and fills our lives with words of encouragement and comfort—just like who? That is correct, the Christ.
I hope that everyone will join me in honoring and paying tribute to our newly appointed king elected president. Here are a few ideas to get you started:
- 100% Barack Obama wardrobe.
- Barack Obama tattoos on every visible portion of your body.
- Name all of your current and future children Barack (Obama is also acceptable).
- Learn one of the many Barack Obama songs, or better yet, write and perform one yourself.
- Wallpaper the inside of your house with Barack Obama posters.
I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture. The bottom line is that this is a man who deserves one hundred and ten percent of our adoration and admiration.
Barack Obama is the kind of once-in-a-millennium leader that will bring healing to our nation, and restore the moral leadership of America throughout the world.
It fills me with unspeakable joy deep inside to know that I can have a small part in helping this man (if you can call him a mere man) to lead our nation and our world into an everlasting time of peace and prosperity for all.
Barack Hussein Obama is the Antichrist
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Oh no. No no no… America, what have you done—WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I can hardly believe this is really happening, but the American people have indeed just elected Barack Hussein Obama—the Antichrist as our president.
You don’t believe me, seriously? Okay, let’s check out what the Bible says about the Antichrist, shall we?
- “He shall exalt himself… he shall magnify himself above all.” (Dan. 11:36-37) – Just look at his campaign posters or any of his promotional material – Check.
- “And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things.” (Rev. 13:5) – Barack Hussein Obama is an incredibly eloquent speaker, probably the best public orator since Hitler – Check.
- “All that dwell upon the earth shall worship him.” (Rev. 13:8) – Something like 90% of countries around the world wanted Barack Hussein Obama to be elected – Check.
- “And power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.” (Rev. 13:7) – Barack Hussein Obama has just been elected to lead the most powerful nation in the world – Check.
Could it be any more clear?
Fact: Barack Hussein Obama was born a Muslim, and secretly still practices the Islamic religion. (Remember when he was accidentally honest, and referred to “my Muslim faith” on national television?)
Fact: Two other 20th century leaders have run wildly successful campaigns based on “hope” and “change” – Adolf Hitler and Vladimir Lenin.
Fact: Barack Hussein Obama is best friends with dozens of known terrorists, including one that wrote his first book for him.
Mark my words, this will not end well. I hope you know your Qur’an, because we’ll all be required to recite it daily before Barack Hussein Obama’s first term is over.
This is the end. The USA had a good run, but it had to come to an end some day. I guess if we have to go out, we may as well go out as the nation that ushered in the final chapter of the end times. Here’s to Armageddon, the war to end all wars.
See you on the other side of the Apocalypse.
What a load of crock! Comparing Obama to Jesus is like comparing apples to oranges. There was only one perfect man to walk on this earth which was God’s son whose name is JESUS not Barack Obama. As a Christian who follows the teaching of the living God, you are setting a poor example by indicating that Obama is anything like Jesus. Learn to give a better comparison than compare any man to Jesus especially one like Obama.
The pick three lottery number in IL is 666, for tonight (Wed.).
You have the IQ of an apple.
The funny thing is that despite the hype and hoopla, he’s most likely go down as just another president, like a Rutherford B. Hayes or a Calvin Coolidge, lost in the annals of history.
Totally awesome.
You Christians are so funny!!!
haha, good one.
I’m more concerned that
Sherry PalmerMichelle Obama will end up being the Antichrist.the awesome: I NEVER would have thought of that!!! That’s for giving us the heads up!
*seriously*
the article is satire Elizabeth, where is your sense of humor. Look it up in the dictionary.
…you forgot there are 18 letters in his full name.
B A R A C K – H U S S E I N – O B A M A = 18 letters
6 + 6 + 6 = 18
6 6 6
muhahahahaha!
and the words “M A B U S”…
can be spelled with the letters in his name.
American Hero???
perhaps..
Messiah???
hardly.
You’d like to think that the second coming would involve God in some shape or form though I like the way all the anti-christ biblical prophecy fits so well. I really don’t think God owes you anything – he’s a free agent – and doesn’t feel compelled to do anything for you. Fact.
Add, will not salute the flag. Notice how old he was in the pictures with his grandmother…couldn’t find any newer ones. Who were his financial backers? And then his associates…what are we to think? A hugh mistake was made by the people who voted him in. God help us!
Brilliant! You continue to outdo yourself. I’m waiting for this site to blow up (in the rap music sense). Just forwarded this to my office.
Whether or not he’s the son of perdition I don’t know. But what I do know is he is going to continue on with a fascist government. Just as bush did. He is going to demand corps involvement and community service to help this mess we are in, which in turn our freedoms as americans are threatened once again.
The anti-christ DOES NOT suffer the pleasure of women; since Obama has had sex with his wife at least twice (2 kids) then he has put himself out of contention for the title of anti-christ.
I on the other hand……………………
Joke aside fellows, are you guys a bunch of weirdos or what. How much time do you guys spend on this stuff, when do you get the time to [removed—inappropriate]; you appear to do that a lot.
Hahahaha (insert arrogant British laugh here) hahahahhahaha
Joe Biden, the usurper, is just waiting in the wings to assume the throne when The One is assassinated, but do not worry he will rise again! Then we can exchange gifts on November 4th each year…
That’s funny!
I ACTUALLY BELIEVE OBAMA IS CHRIST. For one thing I totally can see the breakdown in family. Obama moved on and did not repeat the cycle. He came from a broken family. His father left his mother, but Obama did not repeat the cycle and went on and became a wonderful father. Many people are not following his lead. He is so close to Christ. And the problem is you have many believers that think he is anti christ. It is because the rise of cults. Walter Martin warned everyone about liberal theology and cults. These cults tend to reverse things, at least in the emergent church or churches like Nazarene. There are so many cults, one must stay true to the faith. They must act like a berean and test everything. I follow the living translation bible. I have major issues with the King james version bible, because it is english. We are American and american bible is one that is encouraged. No one has morals anymore. Obama is just amazing