Weirdos Ask Google News: Is Obama the Antichrist?

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Posted By: Alfred Matthew 2009-04-25

Robot Mariners Extend Perfect Record in 23,145 to 6 Victory Over Sheep-Clone Angels

In his 6,523rd career game, EDGARTRON-3000 led the Robot Mariners to their landmark 65,536th consecutive win Friday night against the Los Angeles Sheep-Clone Angels.

As usual, the team scored precisely 23,145.0 runs in a perfectly precise execution of baseball. The nine-inning romp included an average of 642.9167 home runs by each of the nine electronic players as the team extended its league-leading record to 3.91*10⁷⁵

Posted By: Addison Berkeley 2009-01-15

Stop Whining and Start Visualizing

You know what? I have had it with all the gloomy, depressing talk about the economy. I think it is time for us to stop whining, get off our butts, and do something about this mess we find ourselves in.

There is nothing we can do to change the past. We should not dwell on the fact that George W. Bush has personally ruined our careers, destroyed our hard-earned home equity, and driven us into suffocating credit card debt. Now is not the time for that.

Posted By: Marty E. 2008-11-07

Um, what the heck, people?

According to The Naked Loon’s web tracking software, on Wednesday and Thursday at least 43 people arrived at our recent point-counterpoint by doing a Google News search for “is obama the antichrist”, plus over 150 more that searched for obama antichrist, obama anti christ, obama the antichrist, and many other variations totaling over 200 visitors.

Seriously? People are searching Google News for this? Who are these people? At least one of them left a comment (#1), which gives us at least some clue as to the mindset of the type of individual that would search Google News for Obama’s Antichrist credentials.

This strange turn of events got me wondering… what other types of twisted searches are sending people to The Naked Loon?

Here’s a sampling of a few web searches (news and otherwise) that have landed unsuspecting internet users on The Naked Loon in the last month.

seattle is awesome – 9 searches
strip clubs for sale – 9 searches
pleather gloves – 8 searches
screaming at children – 7 searches
christine gregoire nude – 7 searches (oh how I wish I were making that one up)
darcy burner nude – 5 searches (seriously guys, find another hobby—yikes)
boeing ferrets – 2 searches

Wow.

2009-03-29

City of Kirkland Outlaws Layoffs

In a decisive and timely move during an emergency special session Saturday night, the Kirkland city council voted unanimously to pass Ordinance 4188, which prohibits any further layoffs at any company within the city limits.

“As the economic crisis continues deepen, Kirkland simply cannot afford to be marred by the destructive connotations associated with layoffs,” said Kirkland Mayor James Lauinger in a prepared statement.

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2008-12-31

Nickels: Seattle #1 Bestest City in Universe

2008-12-18

WILL IT NEVER END?!?

2008-12-03

Burien Emo Still Recovering from Awful Thanksgiving

Marty E.

Naked Loon Editor-in-Chief

6 Comments on "Weirdos Ask Google News: Is Obama the Antichrist?"

Peter | 2008-11-07 at 11:48 PM |

“Christine gregoire nude”

……

(Barfs)

thats so damn sick
Rachel C | 2008-11-10 at 3:04 PM |

Wow…
zee | 2008-11-11 at 4:37 PM |

i sure do believe it.
jeff | 2008-11-12 at 8:21 PM |

Were the searches for boeing ferrets nudes? Or just sexy?
Ulysses | 2008-11-17 at 12:14 PM |

boeing ferrets? I hear they great a great dental plan…
Charles Dean | 2008-11-21 at 9:50 PM |

I liked the Boeing ferrets when their first album came out, but they totally sold out with their 2nd album.

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2008-06-22

How Are We Enjoying Summer Weather?

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2008-06-24

Space Needle Totally Around Here Somewhere

The Space Needle is totally around here somewhere, I’m sure of it.

Yes, I realize we’ve been wandering around downtown for two hours now. That just means we must be close, right?

No, I will not stop to ask for directions. I realize that this is our first time Seattle, and I may not know where every little thing is located. But I’ll be danged if I stoop to getting any so-called direction from one of these prancified coffee-swilling yuppies.

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2008-11-21

Bush Extends WA Budget Deficit to $5 Billion

As one of his final acts in office, President George Bush signed an executive order earlier this week, expanding Washington State’s already crippling $3.2 billion projected budget deficit to a mind-boggling $5 billion.

In addition to personally wrecking havoc with Washington State’s budget, Bush also signed orders that would force Boeing to begin laying off thousands of employees in 2009…

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2009-01-09

Hearst Chairman Eyes P-I HQ as Personal Residence

Friday’s news that the Hearst Corporation will cease all printing operations at the Seattle P-I if a buyer for the paper is not found within 60 days shocked journalism enthusiasts across the Puget Sound.

While some crazy rumors have circulated that the impending closure is due to the fact that the paper has been bleeding money for years, The Naked Loon has obtained an exclusive interview with a high-ranking Hearst executive who reveals the real reason for the sale.

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2008-06-05

New Reality Show to Pre-Place Blame for Area Disasters

An exciting new television series set right here in Seattle is scheduled to begin this off-season, and The Naked Loon is here to bring you the scoop.

Everyone knows someone that has been affected by some type of disaster: earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, Republicans… Here in the Northwest we’ve been fortunate not to have been struck by many extreme disasters, but every time we hear of catastrophes like a big earthquake in Asia or yet another monster attack on New York City, we can’t help but wonder: what if a big disaster struck here?

The answer to that question is simple: we are thoroughly screwed. However…

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