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Your World 2008-10-05

Coming Soon: Local Bailout Proposals

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Your World 2008-09-28

Top Exports by City

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Your World 2008-09-14

September in Seattle: Favorite Pastimes

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Your World 2008-09-07

Seattle Armchair Politics: Rage Goal Achieved!

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Your World 2008-08-31

Most Exciting Upcoming Murder Simulators at PAX

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Your World 2008-08-24

Surprised By August Rains?

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Your World 2008-08-17

This New Statue in Fremont Honors:

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Your World 2008-08-10

What Color Best Represents Your Values?

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Your World 2008-08-03

New and Upcoming Revenue Sources for Seattle

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Your World 2008-07-27

Favorite Aspect of Monthly Critical Mass Ride?

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Your World 2008-07-20

Would You Rather…? Seattle Edition!

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Your World 2008-07-13

Pet Owner Hierarchy

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Your World 2008-07-06

Seattle Sell-Off!

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Your World 2008-06-29

Truly Engrossing Statistics Regarding Raw Cow Milk

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Your World 2008-06-22

How Are We Enjoying Summer Weather?

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2008-09-08

Software Pirates Steal $2 Million in Weekend Raid on Microsoft Offices

Software pirates raided the Redmond offices of Microsoft this weekend, stealing thousands of copies of Windows, Office, and other software valued at over $2 million.

The burglary is the latest in an ongoing battle between Microsoft and the software pirates, whose ongoing thefts of retail-packaged software cost the company hundreds of millions of dollars every year.

“These robberies are costly to us,” said Microsoft spokeswoman Jill Jakes, “but the real victim here is the customer. Every copy of Windows Vista Ultimate Edition that is stolen by pirates is a copy that we can’t sell to a customer for three hundred and twenty dollars.”

2008-09-14

September in Seattle: Favorite Pastimes

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2008-05-20

The Naked Loon Reviews: Juno

Let me begin this review with a warning. If you are thinking of buying Juno on DVD so you can enjoy a thrilling documentary about one of the internet’s first free email services, reliving the glory days of dial-up with blazing fast 14.4 kBaud modems, you are going to be disappointed. As it turns out, Juno has nothing to do with email at all.

Juno’s recipe for success includes a mixture of bizarre nonsensical music, some hamburger phones, a handful of 19-25-year-olds pretending to be high schoolers, and one glorious scene featuring Rainn Wilson. All in all, it makes for an enjoyable enough experience, but I still wish there was more email.

2008-10-03

What This Family Needs is a $700K Emergency Loan

I think it’s time this we sat down for a little talk about family finances. Billy, Judy, Cindy… come on into the living room with your mother and I. We need to have a serious discussion about the present crisis this family is facing, and work together to find a way out of this mess.

Sure, we could sit around all day and argue the petty details, like whether or not it was a good idea to spend $600,000 on a 4-bedroom rambler in Renton…

2008-04-10

Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle

Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels announced an exciting new plan today by the city to relocate the Gorge Amphitheatre from the backward rural central Washington village of George to the glistening progressive urban utopia of Seattle.

“Seattle is the best place in the State of Washington for entertainment,” said Nickels, “so it just makes sense that we should have the state’s best concert venue located here in our fair city.”

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