How are YOU fighting Global Warming?
Robot Mariners Extend Perfect Record in 23,145 to 6 Victory Over Sheep-Clone Angels
In his 6,523rd career game, EDGARTRON-3000 led the Robot Mariners to their landmark 65,536th consecutive win Friday night against the Los Angeles Sheep-Clone Angels.
As usual, the team scored precisely 23,145.0 runs in a perfectly precise execution of baseball. The nine-inning romp included an average of 642.9167 home runs by each of the nine electronic players as the team extended its league-leading record to 3.91*1075
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Stop Whining and Start Visualizing
You know what? I have had it with all the gloomy, depressing talk about the economy. I think it is time for us to stop whining, get off our butts, and do something about this mess we find ourselves in.
There is nothing we can do to change the past. We should not dwell on the fact that George W. Bush has personally ruined our careers, destroyed our hard-earned home equity, and driven us into suffocating credit card debt. Now is not the time for that.
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City of Kirkland Outlaws Layoffs
In a decisive and timely move during an emergency special session Saturday night, the Kirkland city council voted unanimously to pass Ordinance 4188, which prohibits any further layoffs at any company within the city limits.
“As the economic crisis continues deepen, Kirkland simply cannot afford to be marred by the destructive connotations associated with layoffs,” said Kirkland Mayor James Lauinger in a prepared statement.
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Nickels: Seattle #1 Bestest City in Universe
WILL IT NEVER END?!?
One thing I do is I actually go around Marin County and spit on dogs. That way, they get cooler, AND I help the environment. I know, don’t applaud me, I’m doing what I can.
AND…I’m reading The Naked Loon.
Two words:
Bumper Sticker.
The most important thing we can all do is to challenge all “man-caused global warming” believers to actually practice what they preach… STOP EXHALING THAT TERRIBLE POLLUTANT CO2!!! If we could only get them to do that then the world would really be much, much nicer!
I agree with Zoomie. All those that want to stop global warming, stop breathing. Problem solved!
Nothing because it doesn’t exist! I don’t know what these crackpot environmentalists are smoking, but it must be some pretty good stuff to come up with this yarn! One thing that will help is that I cut down two BIG tree yesterday and are spliting the rounds up for firewood that I can burn to produce MORE CO2!
Jack, I hope you have planted new trees and I want to personally forgive you for being an enemy of planet Earth. Look what you are doing to countries in Africa that are losing their land to desert! Shame on you and all of you out there who aspire to make money. You know it is best to give in to socialism and get on the public dole.
I’m fighting global warming by voting Republican.
I refuse to watch MTV videos unless the rapper is driving a hybird.
Just traded in my white Lincoln Town Car for a new black one(and boy are they cheaper these days). Not sure about the science, but I see now that the radiant heat will be absorbed by the limo_instead of being reflected back into the atmostphere(realized this after seeing film of Al Gore’s 2 SUVs and limo parked in front of the auditorium in D.C., while he was giving a global warming lecture). And another trick seems to be to leave the vehicle’s AC on while waiting curbside(as Al Gore’s drivers were). Obviously, the cooling of the cars’ interiors keeps the black paint cooler, so the amount of exterior heat reflected is further reduced; so that a black car’s net heating footprint in summer using this technique would be practically nil!