April 1st marks the one-year anniversary for The Naked Loon, which seems like as good a reason as any to spend some time patting ourselves on the back.
In the last 365 days, The Naked Loon has…
- Posted 222 critically important news stories that everyone should read (twice).
- Made a whopping 32 blog posts.
- Been featured in:
- Consumed 2,573 delicious cream puffs.
- …and outlasted a 146-year-old print news institution.
Not bad for our first year, I’d say. But you know what, I think we can do better.
Here’s a sneak peek at what we’ve got in store for you, our dear free-loading readers, in Year 2…
- New get-poor-quick blog: Forecast Monkey
- New unfunny and unoriginal blog: The Papyrus Virus
- Continuing coverage of the most important news that really matters a lot to local Puget Soundians (probably!)
- Online news video broadcasts (maybe!)
- Shameless attempts to build readership through any means possible!
So let’s hear from you, the cheapskate readers: what do you want out of The Naked Loon in 2009 and early 2010? We exist but to serve your every menial whim, after all.
How time flies….good job, folks! And Happy Birthday….
We simply want you to exist! Please. We can forgive your vacation, if only you return. I yearn for more critically important news, since there are no other sources as reliable as yours. Please come back.