Abbreviated News Schedule

As you may have noticed, being the astute reader that you no doubt are, The Naked Loon has been on an abbreviated news schedule For the last few weeks.

The reasons for this are threefold (in order of importance):

  1. There simply is not much happening. No news = no news stories. What can you do.
  2. Our staff of highly-trained journalists needed a holiday / snow / sanity / lava lamp break.
  3. A coordinated raccoon attack on Naked Loon HQ took out 82.3% of our newsing equipment.

The Naked Loon will return to a more regular posting schedule beginning in January. We can’t promise a full five-day-a-week story schedule, because frankly our reporters have been working this gig since April 1 on zero pay, and even they have limits.

The long and short of it is that while The Naked Loon is most assuredly here to stay, the quantity may be somewhat subdued until and unless some dollars start rolling in our way.

So what are you still sitting there reading this for? Get out there and tell all your friends about The Naked Loon (especially if those friends have deep pockets and a burning desire to financially support the internets’ bestest satire newspaper around—ever).

About the Author

Marty E.
Naked Loon Editor-in-Chief

1 Comment on "Abbreviated News Schedule"

  1. I am a big fan, and tell everyone about The Naked Loon, and forward stories until my friends said “stop already”….just so you don’t go away altogether; we all need a light-hearted balance to the ever-depressing daily news. Thanks!

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