Naked Loon Returns Wednesday

Public Service Announcement

After a refreshing / costly “vacation,” The Naked Loon will return on Wednesday with the latest important local, national, international, interplanetary, and trans-galactic news for discerning Puget Sound internet readers.

You might think it’s odd for a whole newspaper to go on vacation. You also might think that it’s a good idea to try to stick a platypus up your nose. To be honest, you’ve got some pretty strange ideas.

In any case, as the calendar turns over to a new month, digital presses at The Naked Loon will be turning over fresh new content for your ever-needy sensibilities.

About the Author

Marty E.
Naked Loon Editor-in-Chief

2 Comments on "Naked Loon Returns Wednesday"

  1. Everyone needs a a vacation, but we’ve missed you.

  2. I’m so relieved! Thank you so much for returning Wednesday! For a moment I almost thought the Naked Loon had stolen Tuesday also!

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