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		<title>Lame Excuses</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marty E.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<!-- booyah --><p>Don't you hate it when you're trying to run a consistent online newspaper business, and suddenly your entire staff just up and leaves on a road trip without giving you any notice, and they say they're going to write stuff from the road, but they only send you a couple of stories, and then they give you some story about how they got a tank of bad gas in Oregon, and it cost them over $400 to fix their car, and they're sorry but they just haven't had the time to write you stories, and why don't you just post a cute picture of a raccoon or something, and anyway we'll be back Friday and we'll get right to work, we promise.</p>

<p>I hate it when that happens.  Stupid Oregon.</p>

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