https://nakedloon.com/shorts/2008/11/24/jesus-reportedly-primarily-interested-in-granting-followers-the-easy-life/ Puget Sound's Most Spectacular Newspaper Sun, 31 May 2015 05:58:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.2 https://nakedloon.com/shorts/2008/11/24/jesus-reportedly-primarily-interested-in-granting-followers-the-easy-life/comment-page-1/#comment-2368 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:18:11 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=2551#comment-2368 I joined one of those TV churches. You know, the ones where you can go sit on your rear in the dark and watch the service on a big screen. But that was too much commitment for me, so now I just stay home dressed in my pajamas and fuzzy slippers, with my coffee, and change channels on TBN in between Sunday football beer commercials. I get so much more out of John Madden’s sermons now on blitzing by shifting it through TBN’s insights on how Jesus wants me wealthy…

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