Comments on: Neighbors that Want Their Cats to Stay in One Piece Need to Keep Them Out of My Dang Yard

By: Chotzie

Chotzie — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:59:38 +0000

I loved the first sentence. I have seen too many intolerant people in this world. Keep going girl. You need to keep those dumb cats out of your yard.

By: Zoomie

Zoomie — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:05:25 +0000

A-MEN Stephanie! You go, girl! Preach-on… Preach-on!

By: Bob Snakely

Bob Snakely — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:16:10 +0000

If carbon dioxide emissions are a problem honey, stop opening all those cans of cheap beer! Every time you do CO2 escapes and causes ‘climate change’ if you now accept that the earth is now cooling or ‘global crackpot warming’ if you believe that nonsense.

I think the best thing for you to do about the cats is to put out dog food and water at night which will attract Coyotes to your yard and let them eat the neighbor’s cats. They run in packs downtown. As the great Roy Cohn used to say along with ‘tail gunner Joe’: nasty running dog socialists! Or you might try killing mice with D-Con then let the cats eat that…oh wait that could be illegal so don’t do that unless you want Seattle Trial Lawyers knocking on your door with massive civil law suits. You also might consider joining the Communist Party USA and ask them to come by and help you with your neighbors by putting down any Contras that might be trying to do away with ‘social progress’ being made in the Emerald City by sending out ‘capitalist’ cats to disrupt the neighborhood.
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SOLUTIONS!

By: Ulysses

Ulysses — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:37:45 +0000

Ash, thanks for linking us to that ridiculous blog. It was hilarious, especially because people read it and still thought it was real.

By: MacGyver

MacGyver — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:43:43 +0000

Hate to think what your solution is for other people’s unruly children and the neighbor’s barking dogs.

By: Ash Grimm

Ash Grimm — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:04:07 +0000

Wow, I see that this issue is a sensitive one for some people. Those people probably should not click on this link.

By: Ulysses

Ulysses — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:01:58 +0000

People who loved and lost a cat at a young age often freak out over the smallest joke relating to a cat dying.
Thanks, Naked Loon, for being so goofy.

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:16:55 +0000

The thing about a farcical newspaper is that it is supposed to be funny.

By: Catlover

Catlover — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:03:09 +0000

Cats suck.

By: Stephanie Wiltshire

Stephanie Wiltshire — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:35:30 +0000

You’re certainly entitled to your opinion, Patti. Personally, I find inconsiderate people that let their cats roam unchecked throughout the neighborhood to be in poor taste and humorless.

By: Patti

Patti — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:38:04 +0000

People abuse animals and small children every day. I just thought this was in poor taste, and humorless.