Comments on: Naked Loon Classifieds for the Week of Whatever Week This is https://nakedloon.com/news/business/2008/06/12/naked-loon-classifieds-for-the-week-of-whatever-week-this-is/ Puget Sound's Most Spectacular Newspaper Mon, 01 Jun 2015 17:55:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.2 By: Phil Sharkey https://nakedloon.com/news/business/2008/06/12/naked-loon-classifieds-for-the-week-of-whatever-week-this-is/comment-page-1/#comment-456 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:29:20 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=468#comment-456 Baseball team for sale: CHEAP
It was announced today that the Seattle Mariners have been placed on the block for $150 Million plus a wonderful multi-year contract for a near empty Safeco Field.
Ideas for the 7th inning stretch:
Echo contests for the longest one from the stands
Recreational fires using paper from useless and unprofitable TV sports contracts
Longest Lesbian kiss contest with the winner getting a free trip to the new farm team franchise in Paragould, Arkansas
Illegal Alien fence jump. Free tickets for the best and longest jumps.
Anything else that will take the fan’s mind off of the worst losing season in baseball!

]]> By: Patti https://nakedloon.com/news/business/2008/06/12/naked-loon-classifieds-for-the-week-of-whatever-week-this-is/comment-page-1/#comment-402 Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:29:26 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=468#comment-402 Thanks, Bryce, what was great fun! NL staff added a nice touch!

]]> By: Bryce https://nakedloon.com/news/business/2008/06/12/naked-loon-classifieds-for-the-week-of-whatever-week-this-is/comment-page-1/#comment-395 Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:40:39 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=468#comment-395 Don’t forget to google the phone numbers for additional fun.

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