Comments for The Naked Loon

Comment on Ronald Reagan Returns from Grave to Slam Republicans by Sage

Sage — Thu, 06 Jun 2019 01:12:39 +0000

The left can’t meme.

Comment on Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle by Alexis

Alexis — Sat, 18 May 2019 16:44:33 +0000

The gorge in where it is for a reason. Seattle had plenty of things to do. No need to take the one place from this side of the state that people enjoy the most. The gorge has one of the most beautiful views and even Seattle cannot top that.

Comment on Dave Matthews Quits Pot to Fight Global Warming by Carolyn Halloran

Carolyn Halloran — Fri, 10 May 2019 11:04:31 +0000

Hahahaha

Comment on Weird Al Arrested in Illegal Chinchilla Breeding Sting by Lola

Lola — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:05:20 +0000

Whoever thinks this is OK, you are crazy! You should feel what it’s like to have chinchillas and read this I started to have a meltdown when I read this. I read this because I was watching a show called the masked singer, and one of the judges guest in the Peacock was weird out. Peacock mentioned that he was thrown in jail because of a wig so I searched up has weird album to jail. And this goes to far. Whoever sings this is OK, you are crazy! You should feel what it’s like to have chinchillas and read this I started to have a meltdown when I read this. I read this because I was watching a show called masked singer, and one of the judges guess that peacock was weird out. Peacock mentioned that he was thrown in jail because of a wig so I searched up his weird album to jail. And this goes to far. After this I just got off my chinchillas .

Comment on Weird Al Arrested in Illegal Chinchilla Breeding Sting by Thunder Cork

Thunder Cork — Sun, 17 Mar 2019 19:32:02 +0000

So it’s 2019 now, and in light of the craziness in politics, it is sometimes good to look back and read what a real gangster was like. Phantasmagoric Clockwerkz (AKA The Chinchillanator, AKA Furry Bandit 1, AKA Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Cheroo, AKA Weird Al) might never know the pain and suffering he inflicted on the hapless victims who stumbled upon a recording of his music. And oh ya, now we know about the Chinchilla stuff too. Why do all the sexy beautiful people think they are above the law?

Comment on Learning to Cope Without Circus Animals by Kricy Mitchers

Kricy Mitchers — Tue, 17 Apr 2018 03:22:15 +0000

Dear god no. This is a crime. The animals are not animals. One blob looks like Jesus H Christ hangin on the cross. I feel colorblind looking at the “color”. Keebler is killing me. Bring back mother.

Comment on China Harbor Probably Not Just a Restaurant by MRHOLLIS

MRHOLLIS — Sat, 28 Oct 2017 08:07:08 +0000

THEY ACTUALLY RUN A SEX TRADE DOWNSTAIRS

Comment on Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle by Tim Lyons

Tim Lyons — Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:24:57 +0000

If this is true, I’ll never venture from Montana to see a concert in Seattle, I’ll go to Red Rocks instead. Leave well enough alone! Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke!

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by Jimmy Capatelli

Jimmy Capatelli — Sun, 03 May 2015 21:30:00 +0000

I hope whoever wrote this article no longer lives here and never returns again. If you don’t like Seattle, that’s fine. Go. Please, just go. So tired of the complaints. Last I heard, no one was forcing you to be here.

Same is true for all whiners: whether they live in Seattle, or anywhere else: If you don’t like it, just leave. Please. Go to Belchertown, or Elizabeth, or Morehead or Elko. Or don’t. But shut off the whining siren. It’s really tiring and ultra-obnoxious.

Comment on Learning to Cope Without Circus Animals by angel

angel — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 11:42:23 +0000

Isnt the first picture of them in the wrong order? The circus animal cookies and animal cookies frosted are switched up i can tell because the two cookies under the circus animal cookies bag dont match the picture of the cookies i see on the bag.

Comment on China Fakes Entire Olympic Games by suherna

suherna — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 07:12:31 +0000

and now muslim apologists use this photo to defame US and to protect Islam

Comment on Giving Panhandling Bums What For by no

no — Tue, 17 Jun 2014 21:41:03 +0000

wow you are retarded

Comment on Most Unreadable Fonts by bjm138

bjm138 — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 15:27:03 +0000

One question: what percent is the Wingdings font then.

Comment on Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle by Russell Duncan Jr

Russell Duncan Jr — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 08:22:57 +0000

You people are imbeciles!! Do you really think they would ever eve moving the Gorge, Hell no!!! That wouldn’t happen in a million years!! Get a life and stop reading these lame ass, lying phonies!!!

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by Ali

Ali — Tue, 17 Dec 2013 20:44:06 +0000

Okay. What are?

Comment on Woman Shocked to Learn Fremont Statue not John Lennon by Doug Hansen

Doug Hansen — Sat, 23 Nov 2013 01:21:10 +0000

Yeah, I know, it’s an old post. But I love this story so much for so many reasons. I live in Lake Forest Park and work in Fremont, sometimes commuting along the BG Trail, which should now be renamed the Mary Sullivan trail.

Ms. Sullivan is a woman of great humor and wise humility unlike the murdering, unctuous bastard, V.I. Lenin who was a prick.

Comment on Tim Eyman: Introducing I-999 The Ultimate Anti- Government Initiative by ruth

ruth — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 17:37:18 +0000

i suspect there would be lots of support for a movement that would require Senators and Reps not getting paid during the shut down.
That anytime they created circumstances that furloughed government workers it would start with a reduction in their pay.

Comment on The Naked Loon Reviews: Sitting at Home Alone by Dee kay

Dee kay — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:39:28 +0000

People who have to go out 3+ nights a week have serious issues and I’ve always felt bad for them.. Being at home enjoying your own company is the best… Unless home is not activity filled n my opinion of course :) have a nice day/night

Comment on Dave Matthews Quits Pot to Fight Global Warming by Denise

Denise — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:21:35 +0000

I think this article is pretty fake. Dave does seem high most of the time, even recently when I have checked out recent interviews of his on youtube. He would NEVER do crack or any other drug. He lives in Washington where marijuana is legal. I am sure he still smokes but I seriously doubt he does anything else. Is pot bad for the ozone? No, I don’t think so.

Comment on Tim Eyman: Introducing I-999 The Ultimate Anti- Government Initiative by E= Equal

E= Equal — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:39:12 +0000

Why can’t we just get rid of all the politicians that are and have been in office for the past 20-50 years? I mean why is there old men falling asleep during cabinet conferences? Because they are too darn old and should be retired anyways! But, no they get to remain in office and take our money and dictate our lives and our country!

Comment on China Declares War on Tectonic Plates by Alex

Alex — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:45:23 +0000

Guys, when you look at the pic, the flag of China is obviously a fake one, and also the words on the map is in English. Would you believe they use English on the map other than Chinese?

Comment on China Declares War on Tectonic Plates by Alex

Alex — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:43:33 +0000

Due to the fact, I have closer info from China gov, but I never heard silly idea or story like this, and if it could happen, I never believe WenJiaBao himself could say words like this.

Apparently someone is knitting some story like tale.

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by Clearly Delusional

Clearly Delusional — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:27:32 +0000

It amazes me how many comments on this website come from people who clearly don’t understand humor. However, if this article discourages people from migrating to Seattle, then I am all for it. If we could just send all the Californians back this place would be the peaceful hippy-mecca it used to be. Aaahhh, the old days….

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by dala

dala — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:21:15 +0000

bwaahahahaha you all crack me up. washington is awesome. the world is awesome. diversity in seattle is the best, and wherever you go you can love it and succesful. so quit ur bitchin

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by bobb

bobb — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:28:16 +0000

Spokane for the win!

Comment on Ahmadinejad Discovers, Embraces Jewish Ancestry by nepenou

nepenou — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 09:43:15 +0000

He must be recircumcised !

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by This guy

This guy — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 06:01:52 +0000

So. I’m 3,000 miles away, and considering to uproot after college. I have no idea what “The Naked Loon” is… but your article deems you educationally incompetent, in my opinion. Not sure if you’re trolling future “movers” (I’ve noticed most Seattlites despise new arrivals) but this just sounds ridiculous. If I were to decide to start fresh in Seattle, I would hope the general populous wasn’t as partisan toward liberal views as you. Oh well, I guess some have to look out for the financial future of a city, while others write pointless articles for a sub-par online news feed. Good day.

Comment on A Greeting Card for Every Anti-Social Situation by Ellsworth Toppa

Ellsworth Toppa — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 16:26:19 +0000

I always prefer to buy greeting cards that have some automatic playing music. Electronic greeting cards are the best. `”,,`

Hope This Helps!

Comment on Bossy Hummingbirds Take Over Small Kentucky Town by Wendy

Wendy — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 16:02:42 +0000

I would have to see pictures(real unphotoshopped)to believe any of this!And more than 1 picture showing a kid letting a hummingbird land on his hand!

Comment on Tashkent, UZ Renounces Seattle Sister City Status by Love UZB

Love UZB — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 21:46:46 +0000

whatta f…?? the photo was changed from photoshop

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by Seattle is beast

Seattle is beast — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:16:55 +0000

Spokane can suck my balls

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by Spokanite

Spokanite — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 22:24:07 +0000

Spokane! :)

Comment on Tashkent, UZ Renounces Seattle Sister City Status by Jake

Jake — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 11:11:49 +0000

Ok, so I found this story googling something about Tashkent. I’ve never been to this site before and I realize that this post is from over four years ago, BUT DID ANYONE NOTICE THE DATE THE ARTICLE WAS PUBLISHED!?!? (Hint: It’s April Fools) Anyone who didn’t catch that this article is a joke should be slapped because that means your IQ is at most, negative six.

Comment on Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle by Jared

Jared — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 14:38:30 +0000

I think I’m late to the comment party, but are all of you people certified morons? I bet you are the same people that read The Onion and get upset about the “news” you read on there. Get a grip people, have a good laugh and enjoy the satire.

Comment on Giving Panhandling Bums What For by un

un — Fri, 25 May 2012 05:38:49 +0000

I am ashamed to say this and please dpnt judge but im a panhandler. I undetstand why people hate us. In my case i tryed the homeless programs but i always got a million and one reasons why i cant be helped. Im a healthy young male and everyone just looks at me blankly and gives me exuses why i cant be helped. It seems unless ur an addict, mentally insane, etc ur stuck
I want help and a job. If anyone is willing to help contact me
I really want help

Comment on Long-Spurned WhirlyBall Team Thrilled by NBA Departure by Whirlic

Whirlic — Wed, 23 May 2012 17:51:47 +0000

Article is wrong with the championships.
Michigan has won the Top spot in 2006, 2007, & 2008 and 2010 from the comment from Whirly Baller.

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 09 May 2012 15:16:02 +0000

There is no reason to call other cities or states illiterate. Just saying when you go posting bad things about other cities online where EVERYONE can read it is some what illiterate yourself. By the way I’m pretty sure the reason why you hate childeren so much is because you dont have any.

Comment on Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle by Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:00:26 +0000

The weather is the issue. There is a huge weather difference between the gorge and Seattle. No thanks.

Comment on Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle by Jessie Brown

Jessie Brown — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:31:29 +0000

I WAS PART OF THE CREW THAT BUILT THE NEW STAGE THREE YEARS AGO! WHY WOULD LIVE NATION EVEN CONSIDER SOMETHING SO STUPID! ESPECIALLY AFTER PUTTING SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY INTO A NEW STAGE. THE GORGE AMPITHEATER NEEDS TO STAY WHERE IT IS! ITS THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE AND THE AREA THAT BRINGS PEOPLE OUT THERE! THE AMPITHEATER IS FAMOUS FOR ITS GORGEOUS LOCATION, ITS PANAORAMIC VIEWS AND ITS AWESOME FESTIVALS! IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME IN THE CITY. THESE GUYS ARE IDIOTS! DONT MOVE THE AMIPTHEATER! BOYCOTT THIS 100%!!!!!

Comment on United Nations Resolution Declares End of Financial Crisis by Lina

Lina — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:39:40 +0000

Can anyone please tell me what exact resolution was this? Because I need that for a research.

Comment on Northgate Mall Fleeces Shoppers with Half-Finished Renovation by urban | design.banter:: All I Want for Christmas is to Replace Sprawl with Infill

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:25:39 +0000

[…] to require less parking. The new lifestyle center exterior of Northgate Mall in Seattle. Photo Credit. “But, we don’t have the space we need for a proper development.” Yes, master […]

Comment on Dave Matthews Quits Pot to Fight Global Warming by Dylan Riesenbeck

Dylan Riesenbeck — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 22:01:28 +0000

This is obviously a joke, to you people getting mad down there. Just look at the Onion-type website. I got a good laugh!

Comment on New Street Balloons Just the Marketing Gimmick These Overpriced Homes Need by Jeff McSnarky

Jeff McSnarky — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 02:10:33 +0000

Well the pimp’s girls come equipped with balloons.

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:01:57 +0000

those are stupid reasons you make me want to avoid seattle with those comments.

Comment on How To: Deal With Annoying Neighbors by Ryan Jason

Ryan Jason — Mon, 23 May 2011 19:20:57 +0000

Great article! For people like #2 and #4: even if they agree to leave their pets with you (in which I highly doubt), you come up with something like “are your pets spayed/neutered? if not i’ll have to do it first because it’s a law here. But don’t worry they’re gonna be all right. Go and have your pleasant vacation.”

Comment on 10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change by Grumbletron

Grumbletron — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 03:21:49 +0000

Chicago. Later.

Comment on Tashkent, UZ Renounces Seattle Sister City Status by Debbie

Debbie — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 16:22:05 +0000

My family and I live in the Seattle area and also lived 3 years in Tashkent. Tashkent is a beautiful City with amazingly hospitible people. Seattle could only hope to be as welcoming as the
Uzbek people of Tashkent. How dare we insult our friends. Mayor Nickels was a fool to treat them the way that he did. I’d like to see a new sister city relationship be establed based on mutual respect and appreciation of our different cultures.

Comment on King County Metro Buses: Now With 100% More Papyrus! by Joe

Joe — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 03:13:40 +0000

I'm Comic Sans, Asshole Enough of this bullshit. I'm gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.

Comment on Rossi Admits Mafia Ties, Surges in Polls by Patriot223

Patriot223 — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:43:40 +0000

He is one of our last chances to save the senate. We need to stop this crazy marxist president and the only way is to take the senate. VOTE ROSSI.

Comment on Point-Counterpoint: Obama is the Christ vs. Barack Hussein Obama is the Antichrist by cathryn

cathryn — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 23:09:36 +0000

I ACTUALLY BELIEVE OBAMA IS CHRIST. For one thing I totally can see the breakdown in family. Obama moved on and did not repeat the cycle. He came from a broken family. His father left his mother, but Obama did not repeat the cycle and went on and became a wonderful father. Many people are not following his lead. He is so close to Christ. And the problem is you have many believers that think he is anti christ. It is because the rise of cults. Walter Martin warned everyone about liberal theology and cults. These cults tend to reverse things, at least in the emergent church or churches like Nazarene. There are so many cults, one must stay true to the faith. They must act like a berean and test everything. I follow the living translation bible. I have major issues with the King james version bible, because it is english. We are American and american bible is one that is encouraged. No one has morals anymore. Obama is just amazing