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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Seattle’s Top Recession-Proof Careers
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Nigel Jones
Naked Loon Photographer / Illustrator
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Lithos is so obnoxious and OH OH JEEZ OH GOD Oh.
oh.
whew.
I want the job that involves reminding us all that this is a CORRECTION PERIOD, period.
I want the job of checking on the flatulent measurement meters on bovines in King County. We all know that bovines are responsible for injecting methane and the hated CO2 into our Climate changing atmosphere and we have to tax these emitters. I like the idea of arresting cattlemen and women for failing to have their meters attached to the business end of these awful animals! Who needs $1 hamburgers for lunch anyway? We could always eat soy bean patties. I would insist, however, that my public employee union provide me with the proper gas masks and boots to deal with all that bullshit lying around in the pastures. Reminds me of being in the Capitol in Olympia!
Initiative peddler?