Comments on: Al-Qaeda to Close Seattle Cell, Cites High Insurance Costs

By: abdul

abdul — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 08:11:47 +0000

Excellent humor. I did not know that part of me could laugh.

By: Jack LeCerveau

Jack LeCerveau — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:37:18 +0000

Well, there is always PARAGOULD, ARKANSAS!

By: J ENIGMA

J ENIGMA — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:15:58 +0000

Gosh…Nacogdoches, Texas…and I’ve been looking for a place to retire. How close is that to the County Of Absolute Certainty where our presidential puppet resides? Before I heard of Nacogdoches I was planning to retire in Protechius Yo-ashes, Wyoming close to the Right Hand of God. Could she be relocating?

By: Bomb Baker

Bomb Baker — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:10:12 +0000

With all of the rising costs of oil and their explosive derivatives, we are having to charge our key suicide customers more for our unstable products.

Our other terror cells have seen shipping costs hinder their fine craft with them having to use smaller more fuel efficient car bombs.

It is hard to make an honest living these days that many of my brothers and sisters are getting real jobs serving coffee to these greedy capitalists.

Makes one want to cry tears for Allah…

By: Jack Haynes

Jack Haynes — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:59:49 +0000

I think someone should check out the Nacogdoches story. At age 75, I’ve seen quite a bit of the world and, if I were still interested in virgins, one of the last places I would go is Texas.

By: Frito

Frito — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:07:04 +0000

Ahhh, Nacogdoches, Texas. Who knew? Long Live the Hot Biscuit!

By: al-Qaeda Sonics Fan

al-Qaeda Sonics Fan — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:20:11 +0000

Not to mention the local elected infidels cannot work with Sonics ownership to secure a new arena agreement. Because of this great satan Shultz and the mayor I can do nothing with this 2009 season tickets. May Allah be merciful and allow the Storm to do well this year.

By: ericslocum

ericslocum — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:18:14 +0000

But keep in mind, there’s still the promise of the virgins for the martyrs, despite the loss of vision and dental. This, in and of itself, is quite an incentive.

By: Name withheld for reasons:

Name withheld for reasons: — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:00:55 +0000

Allah be with you my friends, but given the fact that the mayor of Seattle and the Governor has done nothing to provide us with facilities and other things we need, we are moving to Nacogdoches, Texas where we will be more welcome.