Comments on: US Government to Distribute Stimulus Morphine Injections http://nakedloon.com/news/us-world/2008/06/06/us-government-to-distribute-stimulus-morphine-injections/ Puget Sound's Most Spectacular Newspaper Mon, 23 May 2011 19:20:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: jvon http://nakedloon.com/news/us-world/2008/06/06/us-government-to-distribute-stimulus-morphine-injections/comment-page-1/#comment-358 jvon Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:49:07 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=438#comment-358 Smoking pot generates CO2. Half the money you pay for it goes to fund Al Gore's private jet. And I am looking forward to my regular morphine injections. I've still got my job, so I'm not sure three a week will be sufficient. Smoking pot generates CO2. Half the money you pay for it goes to fund Al Gore’s private jet.

And I am looking forward to my regular morphine injections. I’ve still got my job, so I’m not sure three a week will be sufficient.

]]> By: Bob Snakely http://nakedloon.com/news/us-world/2008/06/06/us-government-to-distribute-stimulus-morphine-injections/comment-page-1/#comment-357 Bob Snakely Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:28:11 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=438#comment-357 Oh my God, what am I going to do? I had it set up with the bartender at the SeaFarers bar on 3rd Avenue to collect my stimulous check along with my Social security check and pay off the 'Cribs' crack dealer before he breaks my legs! Oh well, I'll go get the shot instead. That way I won't feel anything when they come after me. COMPAINT TO THE MAYOR OF SEATTLE: I object to the high cost of pot these days. It is now up by 50% for a baggie. Why is good smoking dope so expensive? Is it them rag headed A-Rabs sticking it to us again? Can't you tax them on the basis of CO2 cap and trade and give the dollars to us to offset the high per ounce cost of our loco weed? Oh my God, what am I going to do? I had it set up with the bartender at the SeaFarers bar on 3rd Avenue to collect my stimulous check along with my Social security check and pay off the ‘Cribs’ crack dealer before he breaks my legs! Oh well, I’ll go get the shot instead. That way I won’t feel anything when they come after me.
COMPAINT TO THE MAYOR OF SEATTLE: I object to the high cost of pot these days. It is now up by 50% for a baggie. Why is good smoking dope so expensive? Is it them rag headed A-Rabs sticking it to us again? Can’t you tax them on the basis of CO2 cap and trade and give the dollars to us to offset the high per ounce cost of our loco weed?

]]> By: Ulysses http://nakedloon.com/news/us-world/2008/06/06/us-government-to-distribute-stimulus-morphine-injections/comment-page-1/#comment-355 Ulysses Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:50:01 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=438#comment-355 Distributed at the DMV? hahaha. Distributed at the DMV? hahaha.

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