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Bizarre Weather System to Slam Washington this Winter
Meteorologists at the University of Washington issued a warning to Pacific Northwest residents Wednesday for an extreme weather system this winter. We have recently weathered both El Niño and her little sister La Niña, said UW meteorologist Stan Cooper. But the danger looming on the horizon is far worse. Citizens should prepare for the worst this winter as Basura Blanca, El Niño's drunken neighbor, hits the Northwest in full force.