Comments on: Billy (or: Quit Yer Complainin’)

By: ericslocum

ericslocum — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:31:03 +0000

Billy would be a real asset to our team. How do we get in touch with him?

By: the awesome

the awesome — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:23:07 +0000

I’m pretty sure he actually has turrets and shooting is accidentally spelled swearing.

By: Jack LeCerveau

Jack LeCerveau — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:49:16 +0000

Except for the part about being a quadriplegic, I believe that I have run into Billy many times in the downtown area. One time while I was walking to a lunch at the Rainier Club. I remember this gentlemen because he had been squatting down and defecating (I could see the results of his efforts) and he stood up and began to urinate on the sidewalk sign directly in front of me as he smiled (He had lost most all of his teeth) and asked if I could “spare some change”. He had in his possession a quart jar of re-enforced malt beverage. I also noticed a funny looking, stained glass pipe sticking out of his shirt pocket.
I just looked ‘right passed him’ and continued on my way passed the young African-American man on the street corner who was apparently very popular, because cars were turning in and stopping to give the youngster money in return for some small sandwich bags full of what appeared to be sugar or baking powder and occasionally something that might have been fresh dried crushed organic basil.
I find it very exciting to be downtown in the Emerald City and soak up some of that lovely culture that Seattle so richly deserves! I wish Billy all the best.

By: jvon

jvon — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:53:57 +0000

Or he could be a Republican.

And I believe it’s Tourette’s.

C**KSU**ER!

By: Ulysses

Ulysses — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:57:56 +0000

Or a little, freakish right hand. No one wants to shake the hand of the person with one of those.

By: Jonathan Gardner

Jonathan Gardner — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:56:11 +0000

Well, at least he doesn’t have acne. That’s one thing to be thankful for!