We sat down with FLAX, our expert parakeet consultant, who was gracious enough to share with us some of the life wisdom he has learned.
FLAX on enjoying the weekend:
Hrello hrello hrello. Tweet! Prerty bird, prerty bird. Tweet tweet tweet, tweet-tweet tweet. Hrello, cracker! Chirp tweet tweet chirpity chirp.
FLAX on politics:
Tweeeet! Twert. Fwit tweet chirp! TWEE TWEE TWEE TWEE TWEE TWEE! Chir, chir, cheep. Hrello cheep. Chrip chirp tweeeeee! Chreep chreeee.
FLAX on fine dining in Seattle:
Chit chit chit chreeep. Twerept. Cracker prerty cracker. Breeetper.
FLAX on the Seattle dating scene:
Ber-cheep-bree. Hrello. Sbeerb-sbeeek tweerp.
Some thought-provoking stuff there, FLAX. Thank you for your time.