http://nakedloon.com/news/community/2008/11/24/jesus-reportedly-primarily-interested-in-granting-followers-the-easy-life/ Puget Sound's Most Spectacular Newspaper Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:00:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://nakedloon.com/news/community/2008/11/24/jesus-reportedly-primarily-interested-in-granting-followers-the-easy-life/comment-page-1/#comment-2368 Drop Kick Me Jesus Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:18:11 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=2551#comment-2368 I joined one of those TV churches. You know, the ones where you can go sit on your rear in the dark and watch the service on a big screen. But that was too much commitment for me, so now I just stay home dressed in my pajamas and fuzzy slippers, with my coffee, and change channels on TBN in between Sunday football beer commercials. I get so much more out of John Madden's sermons now on blitzing by shifting it through TBN's insights on how Jesus wants me wealthy... I joined one of those TV churches. You know, the ones where you can go sit on your rear in the dark and watch the service on a big screen. But that was too much commitment for me, so now I just stay home dressed in my pajamas and fuzzy slippers, with my coffee, and change channels on TBN in between Sunday football beer commercials. I get so much more out of John Madden’s sermons now on blitzing by shifting it through TBN’s insights on how Jesus wants me wealthy…

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