http://nakedloon.com/news/business/2008/07/19/totally-accurate-and-important-starbucks-closure-analysis/ Puget Sound's Most Spectacular Newspaper Mon, 23 May 2011 19:20:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://nakedloon.com/news/business/2008/07/19/totally-accurate-and-important-starbucks-closure-analysis/comment-page-1/#comment-965 Jonathan Gardner Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:44:45 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=724#comment-965 Rather than cut caffeine cold turkey, I suggest starting off with a milder drug with less harmful effects, drugs like opium. As you work your way down the drug chain to milder and milder drugs, you will find yourself living caffeine free in about 270 years! Rather than cut caffeine cold turkey, I suggest starting off with a milder drug with less harmful effects, drugs like opium. As you work your way down the drug chain to milder and milder drugs, you will find yourself living caffeine free in about 270 years!

]]> http://nakedloon.com/news/business/2008/07/19/totally-accurate-and-important-starbucks-closure-analysis/comment-page-1/#comment-948 ericslocum Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:24:14 +0000 http://nakedloon.com/?p=724#comment-948 In light of the recent news, I've gone Cold Turkey on caffeine. Thankfully, the side effects have been minimal. Oh sure, there are the night sweats, incontinence, and mild Tourette's syndrome. Actually the only side-effect which is a bit troubling is the blood squirting out of my ears. In light of the recent news, I’ve gone Cold Turkey on caffeine. Thankfully, the side effects have been minimal. Oh sure, there are the night sweats, incontinence, and mild Tourette’s syndrome. Actually the only side-effect which is a bit troubling is the blood squirting out of my ears.

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