Forecast Monkey provides daily stock market predictions which are based on whatever criteria we feel like using, which may or may not include sophisticated computer modeling, gut impulses, and/or “maimoumancy” (divination by observing the antics of a hyperactive “forecast monkey”).
The Naked Loon strongly recommends against anyone using these forecasts for trading purposes, or even for attempting to sound smart at parties.
These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
March 9th, 2010 @ 1:52 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he perfomed surgery on himself while licking sewage.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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March 5th, 2010 @ 1:51 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 72 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he juggled chainsaws while sniffing snake venom.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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March 4th, 2010 @ 1:51 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he juggled chainsaws while snorting his own blood.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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March 3rd, 2010 @ 1:51 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he perfomed surgery on himself while sniffing a bucket of rancid lard.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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March 1st, 2010 @ 1:51 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he jumped on his bed while licking his own father’s ashes.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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