Thursday, May 17, 2012

Forecast Monkey

Monday, May 3, 2010@ 12:51 pm

SELL SHORT at 4/3/2010 close

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he threw poo at a mirror while sniffing his own blood.

Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.


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