Friday, February 3, 2012

Forecast Monkey

Monday, November 9, 2009@ 1:51 pm

SELL SHORT at 11/9/2009 close

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he endured electric shocks while sniffing pixie sticks dust.

Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.


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