Forecast Monkey

For the 72 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by forcing the Forecast Monkey to perform degrading acts for an immature variety show, and measuring the resulting drop in his self-esteem.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +30.23%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

Tags: degrading acts, monkey, self-esteem, variety show