Forecast Monkey

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by recording how much weight the Forecast Monkey lost after Grandma used her taser on him, causing him to lose control of his bladder.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +24.20%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

Tags: bladder, monkey, taser