Friday, February 3, 2012

Forecast Monkey

Tuesday, June 2, 2009@ 12:52 pm

STAY SHORT at 6/2/2009 close

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by observing the Forecast Monkey’s color changes after feeding him some white powder that came in an envelope with a fan letter from a trader that lost his shirt following these predictions.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +24.69%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.


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