Forecast Monkey

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by teaching the Forecast Monkey to tap dance and measuring the value of his collected tips after 24 straight hours of dancing on a street corner.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +17.69%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

Tags: monkey, tap dancing, tips