Forecast Monkey

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by giving the Forecast Monkey amphetamine pills (speed) , and measuring how long he stayed awake.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +17.42%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

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