Forecast Monkey

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by rubbing ten pieces of bubble gum into the Forecast Monkey’s hair and carefully measuring the time it took him to get rid of it all.

Note: Today’s prediction was originally posted as “long”, but the position wasn’t sent to our auditor in time, so in order to match our independently audited results, it has been changed to short.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +12.71%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

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