Forecast Monkey

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by exposing the Forecast Monkey to radiation and analyzing his luminescence once he started glowing.

Note: Today’s prediction was originally posted as “long”, but the post was made too late to act upon, so in order to match our independantly audited results, it has been changed to short.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +15.55%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

Tags: luminescence, monkey, radiation