Thursday, May 17, 2012

Forecast Monkey

Monday, April 27, 2009@ 12:50 pm

BUY LONG at 4/27/2009 close

For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by plucking out the Forecast Monkey’s nose hairs, putting them in his eyes, and measuring his blink rate.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +11.00%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.


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One Comment on “BUY LONG at 4/27/2009 close”

  1. So I really love the Naked Loon, but I am so not finding the Forecast Monkey postings the least bit amusing. Nose hairs notwithstanding.

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