Forecast Monkey

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by giving the Forecast Monkey a handgun and measuring how high he jumped when he finally figured out how to pull the trigger.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +14.87%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

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