Forecast Monkey

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by depriving the Forecast Monkey of sleep and carefully logging his eye twitches per minute.

Total independently audited return through yesterday’s close: +12.66%

Note that starting today I have reset our total return to start from 4/14/2009 when we began using TimerTrac to independently audit our performance.

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

Tags: eye twitches, monkey, sleep deprivation