Friday, February 3, 2012

Forecast Monkey

Wednesday, April 22, 2009@ 12:50 pm

BUY LONG at 4/22/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by comparing the lengths of several tapeworms harvested from the Forecast Monkey’s bowels.

Total return through yesterday’s close: +18.81%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.


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