Tuesday, April 21, 2009@ 12:50 pm
Reader Comments & Links:SELL SHORT at 4/21/2009 close
For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by getting the Forecast Monkey drunk and giving him a telephone, then measuring the ire of the victims of his random prank calls.
Total return through yesterday’s close: +14.10%
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
“These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.” Too bad they’re not entertaining. I generally enjoy Naked Loon articles, but a fake monkey predicting stocks isn’t even a good idea. So if these do not entertain, which I assume is your core mission, then the Monkey serves no purpose. Time to unload.