Friday, March 12, 2010

Forecast Monkey

Friday, April 3, 2009@ 12:50 pm

STAY SHORT at 4/3/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was reached by cross-referencing past stock-market moves with the Forecast Monkey’s TFO index (Total Fecal Output).

Yesterdays prediction was flat-out wrong. So far the Forecast Monkey has been 100% incorrect, more than fulfilling our goal of helping you “get poor quick”.

Total return through yesterday’s close: -5.77%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.


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