Thursday, April 2, 2009@ 12:49 pm
Reader Comments & Links:STAY SHORT at 4/2/2009 close
For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the Forecast Monkey as he played countless rounds of “odd-or-even” with my leg hair.
Yesterdays prediction was massively incorrect. Anyone following yesterday’s advice has taken large and painful losses, which they deserve for listening to a stupid monkey. Tomorrow I will post the first set of statistics tracking how quickly the Forecast Monkey is losing money.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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