Forecast Monkey

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today’s prediction was arrived at via haruspicy, which in this case involved giving the Forecast Monkey a knife and setting him loose in a sheep pen. Believe me when I say this: it was messy, and it was NOT worth the trouble.

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.

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