Forecast Monkey provides daily stock market predictions which are based on whatever criteria we feel like using, which may or may not include sophisticated computer modeling, gut impulses, and/or “maimoumancy” (divination by observing the antics of a hyperactive “forecast monkey”).The Naked Loon strongly recommends against anyone using these forecasts for trading purposes, or even for attempting to sound smart at parties.These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
September 1st, 2010 @ 4:24 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
As you may have guessed, the ForecastMonkey is now dead. His predictions haven’t been posted for a few months (although they continued to be tracked on TimerTrac), but today was his last prediction.
He served his purpose – artificially inflating hopes by posting amazing gains at the beginning, only to sucker-punch the world with an unending series of steady losses from then on. We can only hope that some idiot lost money following his predictions.
The ForecastMonkey’s health had been declining as steadily as his portfolio, and we now wonder if the daily suite of “endurance tests” we ran on him may have been unwise.
Nevertheless, you can’t un-waterboard a monkey, so we will be on the lookout for another simian victim to someday take his place.
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May 7th, 2010 @ 12:51 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 72 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he played with a loaded gun while snorting bleach.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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May 6th, 2010 @ 12:51 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he jumped on his bed while sniffing cow manure.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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May 5th, 2010 @ 12:51 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he dodged cars on the freeway while licking cat vomit.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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May 4th, 2010 @ 12:51 pm
By Forecast Monkey
Naked Loon Expert Financial Advisor
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he played with a loaded gun while licking hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
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