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[Forecast Monkey]
BUY LONG at 4/26/2010 close
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he perfomed surgery on himself while licking his own blood.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
[Forecast Monkey]
GO NEUTRAL at 4/23/2010 close
For the 72 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey is NEUTRAL on the S&P500 (Sell any holdings and keep your money in cash or a money market).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he wore grandma’s underwear while ingesting industrial chemicals.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
[Forecast Monkey]
SELL SHORT at 4/22/2010 close
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he scratched his nails on a chalkboard while sniffing pig sweat.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
[Forecast Monkey]
BUY LONG at 4/21/2010 close
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he cried like a baby while sniffing turpentine.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
[Forecast Monkey]
GO NEUTRAL at 4/20/2010 close
For the 24 hour period beginning at 12:50 PM today, Forecast Monkey is NEUTRAL on the S&P500 (Sell any holdings and keep your money in cash or a money market).
Today’s prediction was reached by observing the forecast monkey as he wore grandma’s underwear while licking cat vomit.
Forecast Monkey has his trading history independently audited by TimerTrac. Click the link to see a graph of his past performance.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Click here to learn more about the Forecast Monkey and his blog.
