Rip Van Naked Loon
Whoa, that was a great nap. I feel totally refreshed and ready to take on the world!
So how long was I out? Two, three hours?
What? Thirty-seven days?!? How is that even possible?
Well, no matter. Enough grousing, I suppose it’s time we get back to work. It’s not like this paper is going to produce itself or something. …or is it?